The Bunchionary Government Affairs Department was hard at work last night and into the wee hours of the morning. Considerable time and energy has been spent by these dedicated professionals to insure that The Bunchionary remains in the hands of the people and not those of special interest groups. These efforts have been so extensive that we have had to divert resources that has resulted in a decrease in Bunchionary productivity.
Thank you for your patience.
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As a careful observer of the Bunchionary's government affairs staff, I vouch for the time demands as of late. Thankfully, Kenny Rogers has kept a close watch over the Bunchionary to be sure that the remaining members of The Bunchionary Staff stayed busy. Kenny is really a nice guy, but he has trouble managing the staff. When asked if a particular staff member was doing a good job, Kenny responded, "You decorated my life." What does that mean? One staff member brought up a radical new idea for a post. Kenny now calls that staff member "The Gambler". When asked why our manager put him in charge, Kenny said, "She believes in me, I'll never know just what she sees in me." Kenny even invited us all to Barona Casino for lunch.
Thank you for the time with Kenny. Despite their love of Kenny, the staff tells me they look forward to getting back to work with the members of the government affairs staff.
I am sorry to inform you that your government affairs department has itself been corrupted. The fiends behind this atrocity are a husband and wife team who covertly control world coffee supplies. Although I dare not name names, their identities are widely known (see the following links): http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/jury-awards-310000-for-spilled-starbucks-coffee-0Sm.jpg
and
http://coffeetea.about.com/library/graphics/juan.gif. I’m impressed that you were able to insure the Bunchionary against such nefarious acts. Tender to your insurer now, before they too are corrupted!!!
AMDG
P.S. Despite allowing anchors, your comment editor does not appear to allow outside hyperlinks, so you will have to cut and paste the URLs above. Your web designers may also have been compromised.
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