When The Bunchionary (Graveyard) Staff logged on this evening, it was brought to our attention that this blog had been visited five times. Our crack research team believes this is because the term "Bunchionary" cannot be found on Wikipedia and people are confused about this blog's subject matter. We assure you, there is nothing intentionally offensive about the Bunchionary.
Nevertheless, if we ever want this to be a real revenue generating venture, then we are going to have to do better than five visitors a day. A quick look at Technorati's top blogs shows that even someone as popular as the "Ask A Ninja" guy is stuck hocking his own wares.
In the meantime, we are open to produce placement suggestions.
2 comments:
I, for one, am not confused about the content of the Bunchionary. For those that are confused, the Bunchionary is for things spoken that seem offensive but, in fact, are purely innocent. Generally, only those listening to the comments have the type of minds that make everything offensive in some way or other. For example, when looking for a pizza restaurant, one might say, "I like BJ's," as in BJ's Restaurant and Brewery. Purely innocent, but easily twisted in some people's minds. I, on the other hand, have a pure mind, and it takes me a fair amount of time to understand the phrase's alternative meaning.
The word of honour.
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