Sad News

The Bunchionary Staff is sorry to report this sorrowful news, but it appears that Ronald McDonald has slipped this mortal coil. Whether the burdens of this earth became too much for the beloved clown, or he was the victim of foul play (anyone seen Grimace?), it matters not. The great clown spokesman is gone. R.I.P. (1963 - 2007).

The Face of the Bunchionary ?

After an initial surge in traffic, things have tapered off here at the Bunchionary. Much of this can be attributed to a dead period in posting, but exhaustive focus studies suggest that our visitors want to know "Who is the face of the Bunchionary?" After all, Subway has Jared, Barona Casino has the Gambler, and Keebler has its elf. We like to think the Bunchionary stands on its own merits, but even we admit that an association with an international superstar could only shine a positive light on our growing product lines (and may even result in free concert tickets). The Bunchionary has an idea for its ideal spokesman/woman, but will continue to convene focus groups on the same and bring the results to you as soon as they become available.

Ongoing Negotiations

The Bunchionary Government Affairs Department was hard at work last night and into the wee hours of the morning. Considerable time and energy has been spent by these dedicated professionals to insure that The Bunchionary remains in the hands of the people and not those of special interest groups. These efforts have been so extensive that we have had to divert resources that has resulted in a decrease in Bunchionary productivity.

Thank you for your patience.

Pomona ‽

What a difference a day makes! The Bunchionary is spreading like wildfire. From Thursday to Friday the number of visits, page views and unique visitors all increased!!! A closer examination of the site traffic shows the usual suspects, except for one unique visitor from Pomona. The Bunchionary Staff is intrigued by this unexpected market for its unique service offerings, but promises that our Marketing Department has already been unleashed to figure out the best way to get the Bunchionary on the shelves in the greater Pomona Valley.

In fact, we have already reviewed Pomona's Wikipedia entry and its list of "Famous People Born in Pomona." We are convinced now, more than ever, that this market has strong possibilities for The Bunchionary.

Welcome

Hey, how about a nice, warm, "Kenny Rogers Welcome" to our first (and so far, only) commentator: Bunchy.

By the way, this may be the best website since www.mulletsgalore.com.

Blog Traffic

When The Bunchionary (Graveyard) Staff logged on this evening, it was brought to our attention that this blog had been visited five times. Our crack research team believes this is because the term "Bunchionary" cannot be found on Wikipedia and people are confused about this blog's subject matter. We assure you, there is nothing intentionally offensive about the Bunchionary.

Nevertheless, if we ever want this to be a real revenue generating venture, then we are going to have to do better than five visitors a day. A quick look at Technorati's top blogs shows that even someone as popular as the "Ask A Ninja" guy is stuck hocking his own wares.

In the meantime, we are open to produce placement suggestions.

Welcome

After a misfired attempt to formalize the Bunchionary at Wikipedia, we have moved the Bunchionary to the blogosphere where we expect the Bunchionary to flourish.

If you would like to contribute to the Bunchionary, please email the Bunchionary at bunchionary@gmail.com.

Thanks,

The Bunchionary Staff